Stupid Things My Guy Friends Have said to me over the years- and my sassy af responses

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Over the years, I’ve had some pretty stupid and ignorant things said to me by my guy friends. For your amusement, here is a list of some of those statements along with my sassy AF responses. Luckily for me, some of these guys are no longer my friends, and the others learned from my responses.

1. Can you take me cardigan shopping? Even though I don’t think women should EVER shop for men’s clothing. They just don’t know what is good. But you have serious cardigan game, so can you take me?LOL. Okay. I mean why wouldn’t I want to after you insulted my entire gender?
   He literally didn’t think he did.
2. Omg. It’s so sexy to rip a girl’s tights off before having sex with her!Uh. This isn’t a porno. You sure as hell better be leaving your girlfriend $30 to replace her expensive ass Calvin Klein tights.
3. Lol go make me a sandwich.You have fucking legs. Go into your own kitchen and make yourself a sandwich. I’m a guest in your house.
4. Don’t you feel like it’s bad if your partner has had a lot other partners before? i mean I think I would look down on a girl for it.Sure. if you want someone with 0 clue what they’re doing. Go ahead, it’s your shitty sex life. Whether a girl has had zero or a 100 partners, it doesn’t change her personality over night. Don’t be shallow.
5.  But you’ll push guys away like that (his response to me wanting a guy who isn’t jealous of my accomplishments, and understands I can take care of myself)Great! Exactly what I want! To push away weak ass men with fragile masculinities 👏🏻
6. Your maternal clock will kick in. I’m sure you’ll want kids later in life.I’m only 100% sure that I dislike most kids and will have 1-2 dogs.
7. You really should wear a thong when trying a dress onI didn’t even think I was shopping today. Also, have you not heard of seamless or lace undies you perv? You have a girlfriend, why are you staring at my ass?
8. Why are you so dressed up for? Who are you trying to impress?Dress = no pants = freedom. Plus, I already know I’m impressive. I don’t need to try. Get on my level if it bothers you so much.
9. Do you really need that – shoe, clothing, makeup, etc. -though?Oh wow. I didn’t know I needed your permission to spend the money I made and work for 🤷🏻‍♀️I thought you were my friend, not my accountant – my bad fam. How are my tax returns coming along?
10. You’re going clubbing? What will your boyfriend think?!Lol. What about him? if you can’t trust your own girlfriend to not cheat on you at the club, that says more about you than me. Plus, my boyfriend said I look hot, told me to have fun, and to make him proud by getting free drinks. It’s a “yassss” from him.
11. You shouldn’t talk to him if you have a boyfriend….you’re a boy… you’re my friend. I didn’t know being in a relationship means you max out on your guy friend quota.
12. You wear too much makeup, I prefer the no makeup look.Cool. I don’t wear makeup for anyone but myself, so idgaf about your opinion. You also judge girls without makeup on, so I mean you just want to date a cartoon then?
13. See? Even her friend thinks I’m better for her. She shouldn’t be with him. I’m changing for her, I’ll take care of her.She doesn’t even think you’re a good friend, let alone a boyfriend. Also none of this matters if she isn’t choosing you, and is not interested 💁🏻
14. My boyfriend was hanging out with one of his friends because he got turned down by a girl, and this is what happened.Me: Babe! you have to listen to this mashup cover we’ve been working on
    My BF’s Rude AF friend who is standing right next to us (looks directly at me, then at my boyfriend like I’m not there): Sometimes, I just ignore Tiffany.
    Me: I’m sorry, was I even talking to you?My BF and his rude AF friend were too shocked to speak ✌🏻
15. She isn’t pretty enough. I mean she’s smart, nice, and really cool. but she’s not hot.LOL. You are in NO position of being picky when you look like that. When was the last time you looked in the mirror? You don’t exactly have a good personality to make up for it…so I mean 🤷🏻‍♀️
16. (My BF’s rude AF friend saw a photo of my beautiful friend on my Facebook feed) WHY, HELLO!✋🏻 Not for you. She’s too good for you. She’s beautiful, nice, and is probably going to be a doctor. Your’e not good enough for her.
    If you’re wondering, I did actually put my hand out in a stop formation.
17.  Guy who slide into my dis looking for a photographer. I hook him up and he goes:
    Here’s my number, text me.
    Me: LOL why though? This is between you and my photographer friend
    Him: idk?! Fine! Don’t take my numberThen he continued to dm me for days.
18. Did you even tell him you have a boyfriend?I don’t make assumptions about when guys talk to me. “I have a boyfriend” shouldn’t be the only reason a guy should leave me alone  👋🏻

Look ladies, some of these comments are a bit mean coming from me. I’ll be the first to admit that. However, when you hear these ignorant comments on a day to day basis, you shouldn’t let them slide. Your guy friends should know that they can’t get away with comments like this. If they can’t learn from them, you don’t need them as friends. Let me know in the comments below what sort of crazy things your guy friends have said to you.

–The Picky Princess–